This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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