Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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