Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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