we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
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he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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