She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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