Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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