I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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