and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
