I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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