But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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