We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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