this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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