Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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