Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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