I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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