i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Randomize
