YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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