He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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