The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!