i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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