Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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