we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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