I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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