I want to have your abortion
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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