I feel like abortions should bother me more
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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