I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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