We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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