i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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