Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
bring money and cleavage
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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