I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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