You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Terrible idea I love it
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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