this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
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