I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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