last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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