Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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