I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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