If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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