p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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