Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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