what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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