I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I checked into jail on foursquare
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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