i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
