susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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