I only kidnapped one of them. chill
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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