"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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