I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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