3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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