So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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