His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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