sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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