And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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