Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Small penises have feelings too.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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