i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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