wake up i wanna do it froggy style
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
